That Ender Wiggins is Going Places

The Vocalist Producer Challenge 3 (heretofore referred to as the VPC3) is officially upon us! You may remember some time ago when I participated with Beaker, and this year I’ve teamed up with my amazing musical cohort tanner4105 of any number of amazing projects, most of which involving people like myself and ytcracker. For the first round we were tasked with basically getting inside the head of a character from popular fiction. Since I did a lot of that with TV shows and movies on the last album and EP, this time I decided to go literary… again. I just remembered about Hear Me Roar. Anywho, I picked the sci-fi masterpiece Ender’s Game.




Tanner’s good, huh? This year, the VPC will be decided not only by popular vote, but also by a panel of judges. That being said, we still want the best scores so you should for sure go to the picture-link-hybrid and vote it up. You can do the same for all of the tracks this round. And I know you love me (almost as much as I love you) but I’m going to have to insist that you don’t give us 5 stars and then gives everyone else 1 star. I love your passion and drive. But don’t do it. I appreciate it though. Your heart is in the right place.

That is all, I have to go brainstorm for round 2. It’s about dat nerd life but I’m running out of material on that subject. I’m getting too old for this shit, Riggs.

-beef

New Album, Doctor Who, and How I Made People Think I Didn’t Like My Family

It’s done, Internet. It. Is. Done.

Art by Cubosh

Tomorrow (8.19.2014) my new album Grown Up will be available to the masses. That’s not a crack on the weight of my fanbase. You guys are crazy hot. I’m just saying that I am at the height of anxiety and excitement.

Doctor Who fans know that the 12th (or 13th if you count the War Doctor) Doctor will be making his debut on August 23rd. But before we start falling in love with Peter Capaldi, I’d like to revisit Amy, Rory, and the 11th and by far cartooniest Doctor to date with this little video I made for my new track “Girl Meets Doctor.”

In the lead up to Grown Up coming out, I’ve been lucky enough to do a couple interviews with my internet homies. About a week ago I did an interview with Will at the Unheard Nerd (stream below) and just the other day I went to see Matt and Shannon of Seattle Geekly who happened to be in town for SpoCon. That interview should be up later this week. Finally, tomorrow I’m set to talk with Steve over at the BoneBat Show! My favorite part about doing these Seattle based podcasts is that I get to talk about the Seahawks, which brings me oh-so-much joy! If you’re a podcasting-type person who’d like to hear me mumble and talk to fast, hit me up at beefiness at gmail.

Ok, so the album is about to come out and people have heard the title track, and the feedback I’ve gotten back about it seems to be “Beefy, you sure don’t like having a family!” The first time I heard it, I thought it was just one person misinterpreting. Now it kind of seems like that is the general consensus. How the hell did I go so wrong?

Unquestionably, there will always be two of me. Beefy, who wants to be the center of attention, if not the world. Who wants to go to every show and rap at every event and be in every video and give the handful of fans he has each and every little bit of him. Then there’s Keith who is a dedicated support and a proud step parent for 6 years and (hopefully) a loving and good husband who wants nothing more than to spend every moment privately with his family. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to rap in Keith voice.

“Grown Up” isn’t intended to depict how “it all went wrong” and how sweet life would be if not for that annoying loving family thing I have going on the side. My sarcasm must not be on point. I very much do still watch shows till sunrise. I do use an awful lot of pun. One time I ate French fries as the only meal of the day. There are expected roles you’re supposed to fulfill as a parent, and doing fun, slightly irresponsible things are supposed to go by the wayside as far as I’ve been led to believe. But that’s not the case. I list all of the cool and amazing shit I used to do as a rapping virgin and the struggles involved with being a husband and father figure to show that, even though it’s hard work and not in the least bit glamorous, I chose this life. I love this life. I didn’t get Chan knocked up and had a shotgun in my back when I put a ring on her finger. I don’t have some rare disease that requires me to be around Nugget at least 24 hours a week or else I grown a second head. This is my sweet life. And the only way someone can understand it is if they go through it themselves. And you don’t understand the hardships and why it’s all worth it until you jump in with both feet. I didn’t know. My mom and wife love telling the story that, before Nugget, I didn’t like and never wanted kids. Now I make faces and coo at every little kid I see. It turns out kids love Beefy. I’m like young Santa to them. But there is always be that piece of my insides that wants to go on tour with Eugene. I can’t help it.

God I hope that’s the only thing I have to explain about the album. Everything else is Mustin’s fault.

Love beef

Adagio, Summoner

Yo Internet, I don’t want to alarm you or anything, but did you know there are peeps straight up banging all over you? Like, pretty much every nook and cranny of the Internet has pictures of people’s nooks and crannies. I just thought you should be aware. I just recently learned this myself.

So much stuff has happened since my last blog post except that that is a lie and there really hasn’t been much of anything. No new live shows to report, I’m afraid. No Orlando Music Fest for me cause it’s in Orlando and I’ve been there twice already. Your turn to come up here, Orlando. There is a little bit of new music for ya though.

My friends Beaker and DJ Roborob have joined forces under the identity of the Crayondroids and they recently released what some have called a free EP on their Soundcloud. They have a fairly legit hit with Destroy All Humans (along with YTCracker and Dr. Awkward), remixes of Queen, Prince and others, and a little track featuring myself and Bruce Lee.

I was like, “Hey Beaker lemme be on a track! Please! Come on! I think it’s dope as fuck!” and he was like “Suuuuuuuuuure… I talked to Rob and if you can be on if you can finish your verse in 2 hours.” After some table flipping, I was able to convince them to give me until the next morning. And then awesomeness happened. Well at least I think it turned out pretty dope. I work a lot better with a deadline. Speaking of which….

Do not quote me on this, but I may have very well recorded the last stuff I need for my upcoming album Grown Up. GASP! It’s those little intro, outro, and addon bits that I always always always put off. Just the little fill in bits to make it a better overall experience for the people who, unlike me, aren’t already tired of my new album because it hasn’t been “new” on this end in soooooooo long which is 100% my fault since Mustin has been giving me the info needed to complete this project. I’ve just been… rather Beefy about the overall proceedings. My sorry. I forget I have fans and stuff who might actually like to hear some new stuff.

What time sucks have I been involving myself with in the meantime you ask? League of Legends. That fucking game, man. I don’t know what happened. I think I started missing watching football so much that I needed a new competitive outlet that wasn’t boring baseball. Goddamn LoL posts kept showing up on Reddit and I was compelled to finally figure out why everyone was on the hype train. Now I’m hooked for reasons I honestly can’t seem to explain. I’ve been mulling it over for the past month and a half and I think I’ve conjured a plausible theory: The only huge difference between an e-sports professional and you is that the pro player can practice practice practice. You can’t practice being taller for basketball. You can’t practice being born huge for football. But the e-sports people aren’t born with an innate gift to be amazeballs at all electronic gaming. Sure, some may have a mutation that makes their index finger click a half millisecond faster than the general populace, but by-and-large the pro is a pro because he plays games all day long. He doesn’t have a job. He doesn’t have a kid. Hell, half of them are kids just older than 17. My point is that with enough time and practice, anyone could theoretically be pro at LoL or Hearthstone or CS:Go or whatever, but you have to be able to put in the time and have the right kind of situation that allows you that time. I’ll never go pro. I pay rent and there’s the kid and the wife and with any luck there will be more kids, but that’s not to say that after a while I won’t know all the lingo, be the best player on my random team, and be able to point out with authority what a player did wrong in-game. No matter how good your fantasy football team is, you can’t really throw on some shoulder pads and find a pick-up game with a full 22. Granted, you can’t really play a pick-up game of LoL right now either because all the North American servers are offline, which is why I’m writing this blog before work, instead of getting worked on the Rift.

However, while I’ll never go pro, I am open to performing at a League of Legends event. Call me, Riot.

-beef

Hear Me Roar

Well hello there, Internet. You’re looking well. Still neutral I see. Well done. Hope that keeps up.

Do you guys remember when I made music? Mustin remembers. He has spearheaded a new album with him on production and the chubby wonder on raps. We have a new album coming out soon called Grown Up which delves into my usual fanboy fare (we have songs about Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, ect) but it also goes into the head of a dude who used to be carefree, but then had to make changes for the sake of a family.

Speaking of family, how about those Lannisters, am I right? As I may have mentioned before, a couple years ago I became a huge fan of A Song of Ice and Fire after watching the first season of the HBO show. It’s totally the kind of story I’m into. Huge cast. Political intrigue. Incest. Giants. Women in armor. Swords with names. Catchphrases. Names like Hizdahr zo Loraq. The series has it all. It’s basically medieval West Wing with more swords and tits. The most fascinating family in the series are not the Starks of Winterfell. I get it. They have honor and (in theory) are hard to kill. A whole family of heroes. Fascinating. The family that actually peaks my interests are the Lannisters. Tywin, son of a weak Lord who is always making up for it. Twin lovers, one of whom is the archtype flawless knight who can’t decide if he’s a person or a product of his genetics. His sister who has been looking for knives in the dark since she was a teenager and enraged by the societal limitations put upon her gender. And then goddamn Tyrion Lannister. The dwarf pimp who killed his mother during birth, earning him permanent scorn from both his father and big sister, with the dream of riding a dragon. What better family to explore in hip-hop form?

RE: SPOILERS –

I wrote this song at around the start of season 3 of the show. At the time, I thought the song would come out right away and it would spoil a bunch of dope stuff about the show. But then, in typical Beefy fashion, things got delayed and pushed back. With the conclusion of Game of Thrones season 4 last night, all of the spoilers should be all wrapped up, meaning if you watched the show last night, you shouldn’t have anything spoiled. Was it stupid to put a warning like that at the head of the song which (also in theory) should be timeless? Yes it was. Do I regret it? Maybe a little. Am I too lazy to bother fixing it before the release? You bet your ass!

Can I talk more about the new album a little bit? All I want to talk about right now is the cover. It looks like this:

Photo by Jeff Douglas Photography - Edited by Cubosh

I know what you’re thinking. “Beefy, buddy, what about cartoon Beefy? He’s on all your covers! What about the continuity?” Well, let me start of by saying that Thor Thorvaldson has got you covered. I did one of those things where I get excited and get art for an album before actually finishing the album at all. I already have finished artwork for the next album. I’m not kidding. The problem with this though, at least in this case, came 2 fold. 1) The album is slightly more serious than Thor’s art would have led you to believe and Mustin and I didn’t feel like it reflected the bulk of the album. We have some darker fun than usual. 2) I got fired from my 9-5 office job and I fucking hate those people now and even the hint of having fun in a cubicle makes me think of that shady sales based, FTC-investigated, healthcare cutting, landmine of mediocrity known as Sphyra. Or Merchant Services Direct. Why mention their name you ask? Because half of the time I was there they were doing their best to separate themselves from their FTC investigations, especially online. Basically they didn’t want you to know that Sphyra, Merchant Services Direct, and now Redfynn are all the same company with the same sales agents and the same back office support and same processing bank, iPayment. Corporations, big or small, are rotten as fuck. Now, if someone googles any of those words, they’ll probably end up on this site sooner or later, and Sphyra/Merchant Services Direct/Redfynn can’t pay to change my site. Hooray! But yeah, all that is why I changed the cover, but we will still provide the Thor alt cover to people who want continuity with their albums covers.

That was a lot of writing for someone who doesn’t blog regularly and hasn’t been in school for years now. I hope you guys dig my little song/video about the Lannisters and I hope you guys dig the album when it comes out. I’m very excited!

-Love beef

Bloody Hell

Internet! You were supposed to tell the people I retired! Now I’m getting people e-mailing and calling and texting asking if I’m alive, and it’s all your fault!

I’m semi-retired, in as much as the real world has seized me about the crotch and throat and is forcing me through the nitty gritty of the universe and has plunged me deep within the depths of “real life.” At times, dear reader, I can admit that it is more than a little… upsetting. Gone are the days where work would be the thing I did in-between gigs I was excited about. I work two jobs, and while I’m not trying to make it an excuse, I am willing to allow it to be the actual legitimate excuse it is where pertaining to my complete lack of productivity and my disappearance by-and-large of social media. Also the Seahawks won the Superbowl so it’s already been a pretty emotional year.

But I come out of my self-prescribed retirement for what? To tell you I’m not at all really truly retired, as I am performing April 26th in Seattle for the Comedy of Horrors Film Fest presented by BoneBat. It’s being held at the Central Cinema and the festivities kick off at 2pm. I’m going to rap till I’m sweaty, and Kyle of Kirby Krackle will do the exact same thing, except for singing and guitar playing and exuding handsome. As I write this, only 12 tickets remain. I know right? Super legit. And people who bought the dope ass swag bag will be getting a copy of my “only-being-sold-at-shows” album The Adventures of Beef Thompson – Check Your Local Listings: NEW EPISODES. Partly because Steve (dude organizing film fest) thought the peeps would dig it, and partly because I wanted to have an album with the longest possible title ever.
So that was a lot of info dump, I realize. Here is the tl;dr version: WITH PICTURES AND VIDEO!


APRIL 26TH!! SEATTLE! CENTRAL CINEMA! BEEFY!

Let us not forget that my good friends who run Seattle Geekly and those asshats who comprise Death*Star are helping to sponsor the film fest, which is outrageously cool.

So you may have been asking yourself while reading that paragraph earlier, “but what makes The Adventures of Beef Thompson – Check Your Local Listings: NEW EPISODES different from The Adventures of Beef Thompson – Check Your Local Listings album I bandcamp’d for free months and months and months ago?” I’m glad you asked. For starters, it has new songs like this:

More precisely, it contains more songs I had put out recently, as well as tracks I had been holding onto for an album I wasn’t going to be finishing anytime soon, and decided to add those to this. They’re good, but I was slow. I’m not gonna GRRM you. I could die at literally any minute. Have my works. BUT YOU MUST PAY! HA!! Unless you don’t, in which case let me add a wholehearted jk geis.

Let’s wrap this up: How great was the first episode of Game of Thrones? I recently finished A Dance of Dragons that I had held back on, so I am all GOT geeked out right now. There is, in my opinion, a dope Song of Ice and Fire track on my fabled Mustin album, but I learned that my cell phone was playing in the background of a track, and basically my unprofessionalism has cost us yet more time. To sum up, I am the worst. I’m going to plug in my mic this week though. For real. Very soon. Right after work. Promise.

Love beef.

Foie Gras Straight Out the Duck, and Beef Straight From the Butcher

What it is, Internet?

On Thursday, your good friend and mine, Adam WarRock, e-mailed about doing a free track. Duh. Of course. Eugene is on that higher level of awesome internet person I’ve met in real life that feels like we’ve been good friends since childhood. We’ve hung out on both coasts now, and he is dope in any timezone. However, where it takes me several months/years/whatevers to complete any of my own tracks, I like to make working with WarRock a challenge. HE IS SO PRODUCTIVE! For real though it’s really fun working with someone who has a fast turnaround time because it keeps the enthusiasm for any track higher, in my opinion. What started as brainstorming on Thursday turned into this full fledged song released early the next Monday morning about our relative freshness. (*Spoilers* Our relative freshness is high.)

Adam WarRock & Beefy – Febreeze Bros.

I’m not saying he’s coming through Seattle anytime soon or anything. In January. Totally not confirmed for sure 100%. At all. With friends. No comment. Along the same lines, on the day before my birthday I totally won’t also be in Seattle. My birthday is December 15th in case you want to make cake, just for the public record. And I wouldn’t be able to confirm it would be with friends who commute at a higher level. Or anyone representing multiple cores. Or Death*Star. Death*Star and Beefy sharing a bill in Fremont? Impossible! Did I say Fremont? Or did you?

You shysty, Internet. But I can’t help but be drawn to your raw animal magnetism.

My quick 2 cents re: Nerdapalooza

Months back Beaker gave me the heads up on the plans for this year’s show. He basically told me it’s go big or go home time. I got an idea of what the show would cost and what they would need to clear in order to hit the black. I figured A) this would be a huge success and I didn’t want to miss out or B) this could all go wrong and this could be the last Nerdapalooza ever… and I didn’t want to miss out. All the music friends I hadn’t seen in years would be there. People I haven’t met or people I had just met at PAX would be there. I’d get to see Nerf Herder. I’d get to hang out with Eugene. I’d get to FINALLY met Z. I’d get to hang with Beaker. I’d get to see badass locals I hadn’t hugged since ’09. So, I spent way too much money on plane tickets (protip: don’t ever be this fat) and knew full well that this was a vacation and I wouldn’t make a fraction of it back.

TMBG didn’t bring in the kind of crowd Nerdapalooza needed. Nerdapalooza needed a headline act like TMBG in order to take the next step. If the show were at a club/bar again, would Front, Lars, Jesse, Random, and other people I like still have gone? (I assume Schaffer and Warrock would still be there no matter what cause that’s how they roll) If they hadn’t been, I probably wouldn’t have found the excuse to return to Orlando and give a lot of cool people hugs. Nerda was a success if many ways. Just not in the ways where it really really counts. That being said, I defy anyone saying that they had a more enjoyable weekend than I did.

In closing, I will leave you with 2 dope vids!

-love beef

A Palooza of Nerds

Buenos Dias, Internet. Sometimes I think about taking an exotic Mexican vacation with you. Lounging on a sandy beach with a fruity drink in your hand while I serenade you with Spanish guitar. That’s right, girl. I’ve been taking lessons.

The last time I performed live and on stage I was in Baltimore, surrounded by Super Art Fighters and a Paul. There might have also been a Storm. And a Vince Vandal (but I didn’t realize it was him at the time because I’m stupid and shake my head to acknowledge I heard something I did not). THAT WAS FUCKIN GODDAMN A MILLENNIA AGO! Thankfully we’ve found some room in my 72+ hour work for 2 extremely awesome events!

Remember back in 2009 when I was all excited about going to Orlando and meeting Shael for the first time and doing the first (and only) Grammar Club show? Well our set was dumb because we’re surprising not great with electronics, but the entire experience was so outstanding and so life alerting that I’ve been pining to go back ever since. Thanks to the insistence of collaborator and online-love Beaker, I’ve decided to make the journey back to Orlando! Normally this is the part where I tell you about the exciting new Kickstarter I’m launching in order to get me there and… um… also incentives like… like a song or something. But I feel like that’s getting a little played out, so instead I just took out a new credit card and charged it to da game. It is not cheap flying my giant fat bulbous ass cross-country, so if you want to help me out at all, you can feel free to purchase Check Your Local Listings for far more than the required $0.00. And if not, that’s cool too because I’ll be there either way.

If you’re unfamiliar with Nerdapalooza then I assume you clicked here in your search for “big beefy gay men punching each other in chest” or you think I’m a rugby or “football” player. In which case I can tell you that Nerdapalooza is an annual nerd rock/rap/chiptune/electronic/art show in Orlando that has showcased just about every significant artist to ever even read the word “nerdcore.” We’re talking I Fight Dragons, mc chris, Dual Core, The Megas, YTCracker, ect. And that was just the year I was there. This year though, they’ve pulled out the big guns: THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS will be headlining the event! That’s huge. They’re a part of your life whether you realize it or not. We singalong to their Hotdog Song near daily! Particle Man! Mustin and I even covered a cover they did for the Mink Car Cover project! In the words of our good friends at Nerdcore Meow; They’re big in the shit.

Yet, the announcement that put me over the edge and led me to ask Beaker if we could share a bed turned out to be the confirmation of one of my favorite bands from my childhood: NERF HERDER. Just saying the name out loud takes me back to my time in high school, skipping class in my jacked up VW Rabbit screaming “Nose ring giiiiiiiiirl! I love yoooou!” to no one in particular. When lead singer Perry Gripp teamed up with the Attack of the Show crew for “The Girl At The Video Game Store” song and video, I squealed “omgomgomgomg we share one brain!” I was also crazy jealous that Oliva Munn didn’t make a video with me too. It seems only fair. Needless to say that I’m more than a little honored to share a stage with the boys who crafted the theme song for Buffy and if you’re excited too then we should party.

Moving along to a tradition spanning back to PAX II (before we had to signify Prime or otherwise), there will be a Post-PAX Party this year. It will feature Seattle vets Death*Star. It was feature the misleading Rotten Musicians. Billy The Fridge will be on hand to rap and to give sexual advice. PAX Headliner Random aka Mega Ran will be there to teach you about Megaman, freestyling, and language arts. And, it will feature me, in my sweaty chubby glory, trying to remember the words to Red Cyclone. We return to the Nectar Lounge in Fremont, so if you’re staying near the convention center you’re probably going to want to flag a cab. It’s on Labor Day so you know you still have a little more party left in ya. I’m crazy excited because Ran and I have never done a show together but I’m amazingly thrilled to get to experience it firsthand. I just want to make it clear here right now though that I do not freestyle. Not even when I’m drunk/high in front of people. Drunk/high alone is a completely other story. Keith thinks Beefy is an awesome freestyler on top of being super-attractive. And an amazing lover. Fact.

In other news, I’ve really gotten into watching/listening to the HBO eps of The Ricky Gervais Show. Karl Pilkington is the greatest thing to ever happen to my limited free time. Also I moved into my own apartment. Shit’s bare. Good night!

-love beef

Check Your Local Listings

Let’s skip to the chase, Internet. I don’t like to play games.


I prefer to watch shows.

Last week I put out my new free EP, The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Check Your Local Listings. It is a rare occurrence that I’ve formed this latest release around a central theme. For those of you new to the website, Vampire Hunter only really had one song about vampires. IN SPACE had a pretty weak track about aliens. But this? This release, on the other hand, sports 6 tracks about TV stuff.

I hope you dig it and tell all your friends about it. I think it’s pretty sweet. Loads more new material coming out soon as well. My album with Mustin is close to completion. We’re just waiting on my dumb ass to compile all of the vocals and send to His Mustinness. Also the next solo album. And a ton of guest verses like the ones I’ve done with Torrentz, Alpha Riff, and others lately.

Ok, so, I hope to announce more cool stuff soon, but for now I hope you enjoy your weekend and keep it sexier than you were previously keeping it.

Love beef

Hot Like a Megaman Fire Stage

Internet! Where have you been?! I’ve been worried sick!

I guess I kind of did one of those things again where I let shit stockpile and don’t take the time to write up a post and things get through unnoticed and friends are like “dude! Why didn’t you tell me you blah-blah-blah?” and then I finally do write a post but when I do I just write an annoying run on sentence. Was that supposed to end with a sentence? I’m in The Grammar Club, damnit! I shouldn’t have these issues!

Speaking of the Grammar Club…. (World’s best segue way!)

We are officially back. Shael Riley & I, in major cahoots with Ty Guenley and Alisean, as well as a roster of my favorite rappers, have released our 3rd project, Bioavaliable. Shael says that is the process of the body absorbing substances through the skin. I think the image is kind of gross and liked our first choice: Vagenius. It’s gross too, but in a way I’m more comfortable with. Less clinical. Title aside, this album is our strongest work to date in my opinion. We will never make another Balloon Flight or Alternate Ending, but I defy you to not add Plastic Submarine, Sex Person, Last Good Day, or any of the 7 new songs up there with our best. I just want to whole-heatedly thank Damien, Jesse, Dan, Eugene, SJ, and Andy for working on this project with us and really going above and beyond the typical collab track vibe, and really approached it as a member of the group. Grammar Club growing like the Aquabats! Except our kids show would be on HBO.

“This collective of musicians has put together a smart release full of fast paced and creatively pointed lyrics against a backdrop of tightly produced tracks.”Wired GeekDad

Beefy and Shael Riley with more than a little help from Ty Guenley (responsible in part for the music, production and mixing) have put together an accomplished piece of work that flows well, is fun and sounds great.”The Unheard Nerd

…for this release The Grammar Club has removed the governor, activated the supercharger, and other automotive metaphors as well. An impressive stable of guest stars and increased production values make for an album that is a pleasure to listen to.” – GeekSmash


The VPC is still surging through me! I missed out on telling you about our 5 and a half minute pop-rap track Beaker and I made called “Homebody.” We did not win. I guess people weren’t ready for 5.5 minutes of face melting, head bopping excitement. It’s cool. It’s not for everyone. Our new track for round 3, “I Don’t Want To Live On This Earth Anymore”, will not be for the kinds of people who try to convince me that Chris Brown isn’t a monster piece of shit animal who deserves to be put down. People in that category can feel free to participate in some other music competition. The challenge this round was for the producers to recreate a song without sampling it. I think. Producer talk is confusing. Beaker hit some roadblocks and then all of a sudden I have a remake of “Look At Me Now” in my inbox, and all I could think was that this was some kind of humorous ruse. Surely we’re not going to sample this douche. Very funny Bryan, now send me the White Stripes inspired beat that I had requested.

When you get lemons, make lemonade. When Beaker gives you a Chris Brown song, use it to verbally throat-punch a disrespectful asshole. Then dump lemonade on the wounds. I think the metaphor has escaped me, but you get my jist. I think this is the fastest I’ve ever rapped on a track which is pretty cool. And I haven’t rapped so heated since… who knows? I mean, who out there knows? I can’t remember a majority of my tracks. Either way though, please be kind and give it lots of votes. I suspect there has been a lot of “vote my song high and all other songs low” going on this round, which only sucks because I didn’t do that, but I totally would have! That is not what I want for you though. You can read my thoughts on a few of the tracks this round here, and Beaker and his posse usually talk about each round on Nerdcore Meow. Also, I want to do Nerdcore Meow again. Make it happen, Chadley.

I feel like there was more stuff. I know there is more stuff. Sadly, no more stuff that I’m willing to write about at this time. Go listen to my new shit!

-love beefy